I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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