no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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