The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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