Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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