this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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