sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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