I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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