the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Two words: nipple clamps
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