just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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