The best revenge is premature balding
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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