do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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