Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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