ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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