And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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