Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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