you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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