i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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