Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he thought i was a dude.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
