In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
