Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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