Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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