Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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