Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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