I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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