And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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