Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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