we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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