Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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