It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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