I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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