So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I touched a dick in church today
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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