He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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