Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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