...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just want to make out with him forever
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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