I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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