no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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