I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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