cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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