Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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