You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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