apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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