what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Damn victory sex feels great
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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