my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it because I queefed?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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