did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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