No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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