Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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