Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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