p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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