Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
