I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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