and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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