I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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