One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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