We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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