i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Randomize
