Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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