So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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