She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize
