handjob tips. give me some.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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